A Terrible Thing Happened To Me Last

Actually, I Comb My Hair Quite Often. Of Course, I Use An Electric Toothbrush.

I'm The Woman Who Used To Think That Middle-age Spread Was A Cocktail Dip.

My Mother-in-law Must Be The Probation Officer I Got For The Crime I Committed Of Marrying My Husband.

Remember There Is No Way You Can Give The Father Custody Of The Children Without Getting A Divorce.

I Met My Husband When A Friend Sent Him Over To My House To Cure My Hiccoughs.