Sex Is Identical To Comedy In That

How Do You Know They're Growing Up? Well, The Bite Marks Are Higher.

My Mother Hated Me. Once She Took Me To An Orphanage And Told Me To Mingle

When I Was A Kid And We Used To Play Post Office, I Was The Dead Letter Office.

We Spend The First Twelve Months Of Our Children's Lives Teaching Them To Walk And Talk And The Next Twelve Telling Them To Sit Down And Shut Up.

When He Proposed He Said, "we'll Make Such Beautiful Music Together," But In This Duet, His Part Seems To Be All Rests.