Sex Is Identical To Comedy In That

This Man I Was Going With Asked Me For My Finger Measurements. I Thought He Was Going To Buy Me A Ring For Christmas, But He Gave Me A Bowling Ball.

A Smile Is A Curve That Sets Everything Straight.

There's So Little Money In My Bank Account, My Scenic Checks Show A Ghetto.

I Buried A Lot Of My Ironing In The Back Yard.

Fang Took The Entire Family Out For Coffee And Donuts The Other Night. The Kids Enjoyed It. It Was The First Time They'd Ever Given Blood.