A Very, Very Religious Man. Every Time

We Had A Very Successful Trip To Russia. We Made It Back.

It's So Cold Here In Washington, D.c., That Politicians Have Their Hands In Their Own Pockets.

I Don't Know If The Presidential Candidates Are Running For The White House Or Animal House.

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.

Us President Gerald Ford's Golf Was So Bad We Thought He Was A 'hitman For The Pga!