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When I Get Hold Of A Book I Particularly Admire, I Am So Enthusiastic That I Loan It To Someone Who Never Brings It Back.

Nothing Pleases A Woman Quite So Well As To Look So Sweet That A Man Wants To Kiss Her, And Then Abuse Him For His Impudence.

One Has Fear In Front Of A Goat, In Back Of A Mule, And On Every Side Of A Fool

To Avoid Mistakes And Regrets, Always Consult Your Wife Before Engaging In A Flirtation.

When You Can't Do Anything Else To A Boy, You Can Make Him Wash His Face.