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The Man Who Insists He As Good As Anybody, Believes He Is Better.

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The Feeling Of Sleepiness When You Are Not In Bed, And Can't Get There, Is The Meanest Feeling In The World.

How Good We All Are, In Theory, To The Old; And How In Fact We Wish Them To Wander Off Like Old Dogs, Die Without Bothering Us, And Bury Themselves.

The More Wealth A Man Has, The Louder His Children Talk.