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The Only Way To Amuse Some People Is To Slip And Fall On An Icy Pavement.

The Worst Feeling In The World Is The Homesickness That Comes Over A Man Occasionally When He Is At Home.

I Have Long Been Disposed To Judge Men By Their Average. If It Is Reasonably High, I Am Charitable With Faults That Look Pretty Black.

When A Man Once Gets A Start Holding Office, It Is Nearly Always Necessary To Finally Choke Him Off.

There Is Only One Thing For A Man To Do Who Is Married To A Woman Who Enjoys Spending Money, And That Is To Enjoy Earning It.