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When People Hear Good Music, It Makes Them Homesick For Something They Never Had, And Never Will Have.

The Government Is Mainly An Expensive Organization To Regulate Evildoers, And Tax Those Who Behave: Government Does Little For Fairly Respectable People Except Annoy Them.

Raising Children Is Like Making Biscuits: It Is As Easy To Raise A Big Batch As One, While You Have Your Hands In The Dough.

One Has Fear In Front Of A Goat, In Back Of A Mule, And On Every Side Of A Fool

To Avoid Mistakes And Regrets, Always Consult Your Wife Before Engaging In A Flirtation.