A Young Mind In A Healthy Body

It's Hard For Me To Get Used To These Changing Times. I Can Remember When The Air Was Clean And Sex Was Dirty.

If I Get Big Laughs, I'm A Comedian. If I Get Little Laughs, I'm A Humorist. If I Get No Laughs, I'm A Singer.

People Ask Me What I'd Most Appreciate Getting For My Eighty-seventh Birthday. I Tell Them, A Paternity Suit.

I'd Rather Be A Flop At Show Business Than To Be A Success At Something I Didn't Like.

This Is All So Exciting I've Decided To Keep Making One Movie Every 36 Years.