Admiration: Our Feeling Of Delight That Another

Communism Is A Form Of Society Where The Less People Have To Eat, The More They Have To Swallow.

A Lecturer Often Makes You Feel Dumb At One End And Numb At The Other.

Conscience Is What Makes A Boy Tell His Mother Before His Sister Does.

Public Speaking Is The Art Of Diluting A Two-minute Idea With A Two-hour Vocabulary.

A Man Doesn't Have Vacation Problems: His Boss Tells Him When To Take Them, And His Wife Tells Him Where.