Admit It. I'm The Best You Ever

I Wish I Could Recall With Clarity The Impulse That Compelled Me To Help Bring This Camp Into Being. I'd Be Pleased If I Could Announce A Motive Of Lofty Purpose. I've Been Accused Of Compassion, Of Altruism, Of Devotion To Christian, Hebrew, And Muslim Ethic, But However Desperate I Am To Claim Ownership Of A High Ideal, I Cannot. I Wanted, I Think, To Acknowledge Luck; The Chance Of It, The Benevolence Of It In My Life, And The Brutality Of It In The Lives Of Others, Made Especially Savage For Children Because They May Not Be Allowed The Good Fortune Of A Lifetime To Correct It.

Sometimes Nothin' Can Be A Real Cool Hand.

You Can't Be As Old As I Am Without Waking Up With A Surprised Look On Your Face Every Morning: 'holy Christ, Whaddya Know - I'm Still Around!' It's Absolutely Amazing That I Survived All The Booze And Smoking And The Cars And The Career.

Acting Isn't Really A Creative Profession. It's An Interpretative One.

From Salad Dressings All Blessings Flow.