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When Buying A New House ... Buy The House Far Enough Away From School So Your Kids Can't Come Home For Lunch.

If I Wore A Peek-a-boo Dress, It Would Be Like Turning In A False Alarm.

My Own Laugh Is The Real Thing And I've Had It All My Life.

I Remember Once A Vocational Director Said To Fang, "you Must Develop Some Mechanical Skills - Like Getting Out Of Bed."

My Husband Is So Cheap. On Christmas Eve, He Fires One Shot And Tells The Kids Santa Committed Suicide.