If I Wore A Peek-a-boo Dress, It

I Met My Husband When A Friend Sent Him Over To My House To Cure My Hiccoughs.

If You Don't Have Wrinkles, You Haven't Laughed Enough.

I Was The World's Ugliest Baby. When I Was Born, The Doctor Slapped Everybody.

My Body's In Such Bad Shape I Wear Prescription Underwear.

The Doctor Looked My Body Over. I Said: Is There Any Hope? He Said: Yes. Reincarnation.