Alan King, A Comedian I Adored, Was

Frank Sinatra Enjoyed My Humor, So I Could Say Almost Anything To Him. I Mean, Within Reason.

Yeah, I Make Fun Of Blacks, And Why Not? I'm Not A Black.

I Don't Do Impressions.

Hell, Do I Remember The First Joke? I Was Never A Jokester.

Every Night When I Go Out On Stage, There's Always One Nagging Fear In The Back Of My Mind. I'm Always Afraid That Somewhere Out There, There Is One Person In The Audience That I'm Not Going To Offend!