Alan King, A Comedian I Adored, Was

I've Never Had Guys Sit Me Down And Say This Is What You've Got To Do. It's My Personality That Makes Me One Of A Kind, And I Believe That.

Half The Battle Is That People Have To Like You Before You Say One Joke, One Bit Of Humor.

Eddie Fisher Married To Elizabeth Taylor Is Like Me Trying To Wash The Empire State Building With A Bar Of Soap.

Room Service Is Great If You Want To Pay $500 For A Club Sandwich.

It's Just To Break Things Up Between Stand-up Gigs. I Would Only Do It Periodically. Maybe Just An East Coast Thing.