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I Always Rib People, But Nobody Ever Gives Me A Hard Time. I Don't Know Why. Maybe They're Afraid Of What I Might Say. There's Probably A Lesson In That Somewhere, But I Don't Know What It Is.

I Never Could Tell A Joke. I Just Started Talking To The Audience, And When The Drunks Would Yell, "hey, When Do The Broads Come On?" I Got Good At Saying, "relax. Clear Your Skin Up First." They Called Me "the Insult Guy," But It's Never Mean-spirited. I'm Just Exaggerating Everything About Us And About Life.

When You're 18, You're Just So Busy Being Scared And Having Fun - A Crazy Mixture - That You Never Thought Of Dying.

My Style Is My Personality. It's Always Been That Way. Being A Wiseguy And Having Fun. It's Always Been That Way For Me, When I Was In High School, And In The Navy. It's Not Something I Rehearse.

I Have A Problem, If The Light Goes On On Tv And It Blinks Midnight, I Don't Know How To Fix It.