All I Ask Is The Chance To

I Spent Many Years Laughing At Harry Secombe's Singing Until Somebody Told Me That It Wasn't A Joke.

Her Mother Was A Cultivated Woman - She Was Born In A Greenhouse

How Long Was I In The Army? Five Foot Eleven.

Is There Anything Worn Under The Kilt? No, It's All In Perfect Working Order.

A Sure Cure For Seasickness Is To Sit Under A Tree.