How Long Was I In The Army?

It Was A Perfect Marrige. She Didn`t Want To And He Couldn`t

Is There Anything Worn Under The Kilt? No, It's All In Perfect Working Order.

Its All In The Mind, You Know.

A Sure Cure For Seasickness Is To Sit Under A Tree.

Are You Going To Come Quietly, Or Do I Have To Use Earplugs?