All Men Would Still Really Like To

I Just Don't Get Cats. To Me, They're A Waste Of Fur.

I Just Love Dogs, And There Really Is No Better Companion Than An Animal.

Men Are Brave Enough To Go To War, But They Are Not Brave Enough To Get A Bikini Wax.

We've Begun To Long For The Pitter-patter Of Little Feet - So We Bought A Dog. Well, It's Cheaper, And You Get More Feet.

When A Woman Tries On Clothing From Her Closet That Feels Tight, She Will Assume She Has Gained Weight. When A Man Tries Something From His Closet That Feels Tight, He Will Assume The Clothing Has Shrunk.