All Men Would Still Really Like To

If You Like Easygoing, Monogamous Men, Stay Away From Billionaires.

Life Is Tough Enough Without Having Someone Kick You From The Inside.

Most Turkeys Taste Better The Day After; My Mother's Tasted Better The Day Before.

I Burned Sixty Calories. That Should Take Care Of A Peanut I Had In 1962.

Halloween Was Confusing. All My Life My Parents Said, "never Take Candy From Strangers." And Then They Dressed Me Up And Said, "go Beg For It." I Didn't Know What To Do. I'd Knock On People's Doors And Go, "trick Or Treat."