All Right, I Am Often Brash, Rude

In Real Life People Fart, In The Movies, People Don't. Why Not? Farts Are A Repressed Minority. The Mouth Gets To Say All Kinds Of Things, But The Other Place Is Supposed To Keep Quiet. But Maybe Our Lower Colons Have Something Interesting To Say. Maybe We Should Listen To Them. Farts Are Human, More Human Than A Lot Of People I Know. I Think We Should Bring Them Out Of The Water Closet And Into The Parlor.

My Favorite Expression Is: When You Go Up To The Bell, Ring It ? Or Don't Go Up To The Bell.

Coleman Jacoby And Arnie Rosen Won An Emmy And Mel Brooks Didn't! Niezsche Was Right! There Is No God! There Is No God!

Writing Is Simply One Thought After Another Dying Upon The One Before.

I Like Chris Rock. He's Dangerous.