I'll Accept Bad Taste In A Minute,

Bad Taste Is Simply Saying The Truth Before It Should Be Said.

Humor Is Just Another Defense Against The Universe.

I Knew It... I'm Surrounded By Assholes!

I Had Low Blood Sugar, A Chemical Imbalance, Plus The Normal Nervous Breakdown Everyone Goes Through From Adolescence To Adulthood.

My Favorite Expression Is: When You Go Up To The Bell, Ring It ? Or Don't Go Up To The Bell.