All The Arts In America Are A

When Asked Whether He Minded If Someone Smoked In A Non-smoking Compartment. Certainly Not If You Don't Object If I'm Sick.

The British Like Any Kind Of Music So Long As It Is Loud.

Movie Music Is Noise. It's Even More Painful Than My Sciatica.

Her Singing Reminds Me Of A Cart Coming Downhill With The Brake On.

No Operatic Star Has Yet Died Soon Enough For Me.