All The Crap They Tell You About...

Sun Is Bad For You. Everything Our Parents Said Was Good Is Bad. Sun, Milk, Red Meat...college.

When We Played Softball, I'd Steal Second Base, Feel Guilty And Go Back.

When You Travel Around The Country, You See What A Tough Town New York Is: Rude, Competitive, A Town Where Good, Logical Ideas Are Ignored In Favor Of Unworkable Ones. And Yet, All These Other Towns Are So Dead And Boring Compared To New York.

My Lord, My Lord! What Hath Thou Done Lately?

Ninety Percent Of Life Is Just Showing Up.