All This Health And Safety Talk Is

I Don't Think I Am Particularly Funny. In Fact, I Know I'm Not.

I Don't Understand Bus Lanes. Why Do Poor People Have To Get To Places Quicker Than I Do?

If You Were To Buy A [bmw] 6-series, I Recommend You Select Reverse When Leaving Friends’ Houses So They Don’t See Its Backside.

Cows Eat Grass And Silage. This Is Melting The Ice Caps And Killing Us All. So They Need A New Foodstuff: Something That Is Rich In Iron, Calcium And Natural Goodness. Plainly They Cannot Eat Meat So Here Is An Idea To Chew On. Why Not Feed Them Vegetarians?

I'm Not Capable Of Having An Affair. You Can Ask My Wife. I'm Not Physically Capable.