All Work And No Play Makes Jack

Some Taxpayers Close Their Eyes, Some Stop Their Ears, Some Shut Their Mouths, But All Pay Through The Nose.

Worry Makes People Thin, Except When They Worry About Being Fat.

It's Not The Loss Of Life That Makes The Death Bitter -- It's The Obituaries.

Many A Husband Lives To Regret The Extravagant Fee He Bestowed Upon The Minister Who Sentenced Him.

There's Only One Thing Worse Than To Live Without Working, And That Is To Work Without Living.