All Work And No Play Makes Jack

The Lazy Man Claims He Is Too Heavy For Light Work And Too Light For Heavy Work.

A Vacation Is Like Love - Anticipated With Pleasure, Experienced With Discomfort, And Remembered With Nostalgia.

A Wedding Is The Formality A Man Has To Go Through Before Going To Work For A New Boss.

Corrupt Officials Are Usually Close-mouthed And Open-handed.

The Only Way To Cure An Egotist From Bragging Is By Surgery--amputation At The Neck.