Always Do Whatever's Next.

As A Matter Of Principle, I Never Attend The First Annual Anything.

The Mayfly Lives Only One Day. And Sometimes It Rains.

The Captain Has Just Turned On The Fasten-seat-belt-sign. He Didn't Mean To, But The Joint He Was Smoking Fell In His Lap, And When He Jumped Up, His Head Hit The Switch.

Boxing Is A More Sophisticated Form Of Hockey.

With The Proper Training, I Could've Been An Evil Genius.