America Is The New Roman Empire. Remember

You Piss Me Off You Salmon... You're Too Expensive In Restaurants.

It's A Historical Thing, Up To The 19th Century The English Hated The French. Then In The 20th Century The English Started To Hate The Germans - As We Began To Move Alphabetically Through The Map Of The World. Now, The Year 2000, We Are Fine With The Germans... But The Hungarians Are Pissing Us Off.

If You've Never Seen An Elephant Ski, Then You've Never Been On Acid.

We Have Two Hundred Languages In Europe. Two Hundred Languages! Count Them! I Know You Won't!

I Try To Just Talk About Human Stories And What I Think About Religion Or Teapots Or Whatever.