An Ardent Supporter Of The Hometown Team

There Is No Doubt That Every Healthy, Normal Boy...should Own A Dog At Some Time In His Life, Preferably Between The Ages Of Forty-five And Fifty.

Most Of The Arguments To Which I Am Party Fall Somewhat Short Of Being Impressive, Owing To The Fact That Neither I Nor My Opponent Knows What We Are Talking About.

I Know I'm Drinking Myself To A Slow Death, But Then I'm In No Hurry.

Anyone Who Tries To Keep Track Of What Is Happening In China Is Going To End Up By Wearing All The Skin Of His Left Ear From Twirling Around On It.

The Only Cure For A Real Hangover Is Death.