Any Kid Who Has Two Parents Who

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The Simplest Toy, One Which Even The Youngest Child Can Operate, Is Called A Grandparent.

If You Want To Know How Your Girl Will Treat You After Marriage, Just Listen To Her Talking To Her Little Brother.

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