Any Kid Who Has Two Parents Who

The Longest Word In The World Is "a Word From Our Sponsor."

The Simplest Toy, One Which Even The Youngest Child Can Operate, Is Called A Grandparent.

The Reason Grandparents And Grandchildren Get Along So Well Is That They Have A Common Enemy.

Courage Is Walking Naked Through A Cannibal Village

If You Owe Fifty Dollars You're A Piker; If You Owe Fifty Thousand Dollars You're A Businessman; If You Owe Fifty Million Dollars You're A Tycoon; If You Owe Fifty Billion Dollars You're The Government.