Anything Worth Doing Well Is Worth Doing

Men Aren’t Attracted To Me By My Mind. They’re Attracted By What I Don’t Mind.

She's Descended From A Long Line Her Mother Listened To.

I've Got Everything I Had 20 Years Ago, Except Now It's All Lower.

The Dog Is Dressed Just Like Me At The Climax Of My Act.

I Used To Come Home At Night Full Of Inspiration, And Sit Up With A Bottle Of Scotch. As I Wrote, The Words Seemed Wonderful, Just Too Wonderful To Be Coming From Me. Next Morning I Always Found They Were Terrible And I Could Never Use Anything I Wrote.