Are You Always This Stupid Or Are

Clutter Is What Happens To Things When They Become Useless But Friendly.

I'd Love To Ask How Old You Are, But Unfortunately I Know You Can't Count That High.

There Is A Distinction To Be Drawn Between True Collectors And Accumulators. Collectors Are Discriminating; Accumulators Act At Random. The Collyer Brothers, Who Died Among The Tons Of Newspapers And Trash With Which They Filled Every Cubic Foot Of Their House So That They Could Scarcely Move, Were A Classic Example Of Accumulators, But There Are Many Of Us Whose Houses Are Filled With All Manner Of Things That We "can't Bear To Throw Away.

Wasting Time Is Negative, But There Is Something Positive About Idleness.

The Art Snob Will Stand Back From A Picture At Some Distance, His Head Cocked Slightly To One Side