If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's

Last Week, I Went To Philadelphia, But It Was Closed.

The Punkwat Twins! Brentwood Is The World's Smallest Giant, Whilst His Brother, Elwood, Is The Largest Midget In The World. They Baffle Science!

Somebody's Been Putting Pineapple Juice In My Pineapple Juice!

I'm Free Of All Prejudices. I Hate Everyone Equally.

I Was Almost Put Out Of Business By A Well-meaning Corpse.