If A Thing Is Worth Having, It's

Where There Is A Will, There's Prosperity Around The Corner.

There Are Seven Natural Openings In The Head And Body. A Lawyer Is The Only Human Being With Eight. The Extra One Is A Slot To Store Money In, Should His Bank Be Unable To Hold All Of It.

Sleep! The Most Beautiful Experience In Life. Except Drink.

I Like My Films To Influence The Audience. Even If It Means Tripping Their Aged Grandparents With A Cane When They Get Home.

Reality Is An Illusion That Occurs Due To The Lack Of Alcohol.