Reality Is An Illusion That Occurs Due

I'd Rather Have Two Girls At 21 Each Than One Girl At 42.

If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be Pigeons.

A Comic Should Suffer As Much Over A Single Line As A Man With A Hernia Would In Picking Up A Heavy Barbell.

I Exercise Strong Self Control. I Never Drink Anything Stronger Than Gin Before Breakfast.

Reminds Me Of My Safari In Africa. Somebody Forgot The Corkscrew And For Several Days We Had To Live On Nothing But Food And Water.