Sleep! The Most Beautiful Experience In Life.

What Would You Do If You Were President, And, On The First Day Of May, The Russian Ambassador Presented You With A Beautiful Cake Which Emitted A Curious Ticking Noise? Would You Plunge It Into A Pail Of Water - Thus Insulting Soviet Cuisine In General?

If Pigs Had Wings, They Would Be Pigeons.

When Life Hands You Lemons, Make Whisky Sours.

I Was Almost Put Out Of Business By A Well-meaning Corpse.

Money Will Not Buy Happiness, But It Will Let You Be Unhappy In Nice Places.