Sleep! The Most Beautiful Experience In Life.

Drown In A Cold Vat Of Whiskey? Death, Where Is Thy Sting?

If I Ever Found A Church That Didn't Believe In Knocking All The Other Churches, I Might Consider Joining It.

The World Is Getting To Be Such A Dangerous Place, A Man Is Lucky To Get Out Of It Alive.

If I Had My Life To Live Over Again, I'd Live Over A Saloon.

I'm Looking For Loopholes. (said When Caught Reading The Bible.).