As Scarce As Truth Is, The Supply

The Dog That Will Follow Everbody Ain't Worth A Curse.

I Never Had A Man Come To Me For Advice Yet, But What I Soon Discovered That He Thought More Of His Own Opinion Than He Did Of Mine.

There Are Two Kinds Of Fools: Those Who Can't Change Their Opinions And Those Who Won't.

We Are Ap Tu Hate Them, Who Wont Take Our Advice, And Despise Them Who Do.

Menny Think Tha Luv Their Husbands Almost Tew Deth, When In Fack, Tha Are Only Jealous Ov Them.