The Dog That Will Follow Everbody Ain't

I Called My Cat William Because No Shorter Name Fits The Dignity Of His Character. Poor Old Man, He Has Fits Now, So I Call Him Fitz-william.

When A Man Makes Up His Mind To Become A Rascal, He Should Examine Himself Closely And See If He Isn't Better Constructed For A Fool.

Fools Carry Their Daggers In Their Open Mouths.

If The World Despises A Hypocrite, What Must They Think Of Him In Heaven?

There Are Lots Of People Who Mistake Their Imagination For Their Memory.