When A Man Makes Up His Mind

When You Do Laugh, Open Your Mouth Wide Enough For The Noise To Get Out Without Squealing, Throw Your Head Back As Though You Were Going To Be Shaved, Hold On To Your False Hair With Both Hands And Then Laugh Till Your Soul Gets Thoroughly Rested.

Silence Is A Still Noise.

Music Wasn't Made To Make Us Wise, But Better Natured.

When A Man Comes To Me For Advice, I Find Out The Kind Of Advice He Wants, And I Give It To Him.

Debt Is A Trap Which Man Sets And Baits Himself, And Then Deliberately Gets Into.