As You All Know By Now, This

Happiness Is Seeing Your Son Drafted The Same Day He's Been Accepted To An Expensive College.

Nancy Reagan Fell Down And Broke Her Hair.

I Would Like To Say, For The Record, That I Am In Favor Of Using More American Indians And Other Minorities In Motion Pictures, I Am Against Polluting The Oceans Of The World, I Am For Every Nationality Having Its Own Homeland, I Am Against Whacking Baby Seals On The Head, And I Am For Saving The Whales.

In Hollywood If You Don't Have A Shrink, People Think You're Crazy.

I Know A Man Who Gave Up Smoking, Drinking, Sex, And Rich Food. He Was Healthy Right Up To The Day He Killed Himself.