Nancy Reagan Fell Down And Broke Her

New York Is An Exciting Town Where Something Is Happening All The Time, Most Unsolved.

The Closest Thing To Roseanne Barr's Singing The National Anthem Was My Cat Being Neutered.

I Loved The Towns I Grew Up In As A Boy, And After I Became A Celebrity, I Went Back Several Times. I Would Have Had The Time Of My Life Seeing The Old Places And The Old Faces Again, But The Attitude Of Those Same People Was, "i Guess You're So Big We Bore You Now."

I Owe One Thing To My Public - The Best Performance I Can Give.

The Hollywood Tradition I Like Best Is Called Sucking Up To The Stars.