I Know A Man Who Gave Up

Happiness Is Seeing Your Son Drafted The Same Day He's Been Accepted To An Expensive College.

I Couldn't Care Less What Anybody Says About Me. I Live My Life, Especially My Personal Life, Strictly For Myself... Whatever You Do, You're Going To Be Criticized. I Feel The One Sensible Thing You Can Do Is Try To Live In A Way That Pleases You.

Thanksgiving Is An Emotional Holiday. People Travel Thousands Of Miles To Be With People They Only See Once A Year. And Then Discover Once A Year Is Way Too Often.

Happiness Is Seeing The Muscular Lifeguard All The Girls Were Admiring Leave The Beach Hand In Hand With Another Muscular Lifeguard.

It Was So Hot Today That Burger King Was Singing, "if You Want It Your Way, Cook It Yourself".