I Know A Man Who Gave Up

Entertainment Is Like Any Other Major Industry; It's Cold, Big Business. The Business End Wants To Know One Thing: Can You Do The Job? If You Can, You're In, You're Made; If You Can't, You're Out.

Never Use A Big Word When A Little Filthy One Will Do.

I Loved The Towns I Grew Up In As A Boy, And After I Became A Celebrity, I Went Back Several Times. I Would Have Had The Time Of My Life Seeing The Old Places And The Old Faces Again, But The Attitude Of Those Same People Was, "i Guess You're So Big We Bore You Now."

May You Have The Income Of A Republican And The Sex Life Of A Democrat!

Never Marry A Girl Named 'marie' Who Used To Be Known As 'murray'.