At One Time I Smoked, But In

Mom Claimed That I Could Carry A Tune At 2 Or 3 Years Of Age. Maybe She Was A Little Prejudiced.

I've Never Suffered Stage Fright. That Fascinates People.

Broadway Has Been Very Good To Me. But Then, I've Been Very Good To Broadway.

The Only Things I Read Are Gossip Columns. If I Read Three Pages Of A Book, I'm Out Like A Light. When I Pick Up The Book Again, I've Forgotten What I've Read And Have To Start Over Again. By Page Three, Even If I've Just Awakened From A Nine -hour Nap, I Fall Asleep Again. So If Anyone Gives Me A Book, It Had Better Have Lots Of Pictures.

I Work As Often As I Want And Yet I'm Free As A Bird