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If Someone Sprays Windex In Your Food It Can Give You Diarrhea. But Once You Wipe It Off Your Windows, You're Fine.

I'm A Believer That When One Door Closes Another One Opens. But Why Does The One Opening Always Hit Me Full-speed-knob-first Into My Nuts?

Kindness Isn't Just A Virtue, Its A Necessity.

As Time Goes On, The More I Value Doctors And Plumbers. Doctors A Little More. I Can Fix My Own Toilet But I Still Can't Operate On Myself.

The Secret To Raising Children Is To Love Them... And Teach Them To Operate In A Way You Can Tolerate Them The Best.