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They Say, Keep Your Enemies Closer. But What If You Live With Them?

I Don't Like To Drink Alone 'cause There's Nobody To Fight With.

I Have The Brain Of A German Shepherd And The Body Of A 16-year-old Boy; They’re Both In My Car And I Want You To See Them

Most People Argue Over Who's Right, Not About What The Truth Is.

I Think Comedy Is On An Organic Upsurge Right Now Because When I Started, It Was 1978 At The Comedy Store And Letterman Had Just Stopped Emceeing His Morning Show.