I Wouldn't Hurt A Flea. I'd Finger

Full House Was A Show That Was Done For Ten-year-olds. The Critics Hated It. They Said Terrible, Terrible Things About It. But It Should Have Been Reviewed By Ten-year-olds. That's Who It Was Made For. They Loved It. And If They Loved It, Great. Why The Hell Does A Fifty-year-old Guy Working At A Big Newspaper Have To Tell Me I'm A Piece Of Crap?

If You're A Host Of A Video Show And You're On The Cleanest Show On Television For Eight Years, People Want To Say, 'well, That's What That Person Does.' That Was The Dilemma For Me, Career-wise.

Beautiful Clear Day In Beverly Hills. The Sweet Smell Of Botox Is In The Air.

There Was This Whole Middle Time That Only Chris Rock Came Out Of, You Know, 10 Years Ago It Was Chris And A Few Other People, But That's About It. Chris Is In A Class Of His Own; I Don't See Another Comedian Who I Put In High Regard As Him.

People Do What They Do To Each Other And They Feed On It.