If You're Hanging Out With Two Negative

The Other Day My Twelve-year-old Says To Me, I Don't Feel Like I'm With You Right Now. You're In The Car With Me, You're Checking Your E-mail, You're Not Listening To Me, I Don't Feel Like I'm With You. And I Say, You Know What? That Was Your Mother's Gripe, Too. And She Was Right. And You're Also Correct. When You Cop To Something, You Get To The Next Level. In This Case, The Next Level Is: I Just Learned Something From My Twelve-year-old.

I Don't Censor Myself, But I Don't Want To Force My Sick-skewed Version Of The World, Either.

A Good Way To Keep Your Relationship Together Is Not To Scream In Terror When You See Your Partner Naked.

If You're Hanging Out With Two Negative People, Do They Equal One Positive Person?

I Just Had A Pedicure. My Feet Are Soft Like A Baby's Behind. If His Ass Was Covered In Calluses.