I Just Had A Pedicure. My Feet

Think Well Of Yourself And Others Will Too. Unless Those Others Are In Government, Banking, Or Show Business.

It's Okay To Get Stoned, As Long As Its Not By Other People.

Saw A Man In Whole Foods Yelling At His Son, What Are You Doing?! You Know I Don't Eat Bread!! Is There Such A Thing As Health Food Abuse?

Apparently My Street Has A Leaf Blower Gang Who Tag Team All Day, So The Sounds Of The Leaf Blower Are Forever Blowing From Dawn To Dusk.

Aristotle Said, Love Is Composed Of A Single Soul Inhabiting Two Bodies. Isn't That A Three-way?