Beckham? His Wife Can't Sing And His

That Seaman Is A Handsome Young Man But He Spends Too Much Time Looking In His Mirror Rather Than At The Ball. You Can't Keep Goal With Hair Like That.

I Can't Even Spell Spaghetti Never Mind Talk Italian. How Could I Tell An Italian To Get The Ball - He Might Grab Mine.

When You Get To A Certain Age, There Is No Coming Back.

Come And See My Coaching Certificates - They're Called The European Cup And League Championships.

They Love Me For What I'm Not They Hate Me For What I Am.