Beckham? His Wife Can't Sing And His

When You Get To A Certain Age, There Is No Coming Back.

That Seaman Is A Handsome Young Man But He Spends Too Much Time Looking In His Mirror Rather Than At The Ball. You Can't Keep Goal With Hair Like That.

There Are More Hooligans In The House Of Commons Than At A Football Match.

The River Trent Is Lovely, I Know Because I Have Walked On It For 18 Years.

For All His Horses, Knighthoods And Championships, He Hasn't Got Two Of What I've Got. And I Don't Mean Balls!