Beckham? His Wife Can't Sing And His

Walk On Water? I Know Most People Out There Will Be Saying That Instead Of Walking On It, I Should Have Taken More Of It With My Drinks. They Are Absolutely Right.

If A Chairman Sacks The Manager He Initially Appointed, He Should Go As Well.

When I Go, God's Going To Have To Give Up His Favourite Chair.

Being Thick Isn't An Affliction If You're A Footballer, Because Your Brains Need To Be In Your Feet. And Beckham Works Hard, He's Brave And He Crosses A Ball Superbly. He Treats A Football Like He Does A Wife, Lovingly, With Caresses.

If He'd Been English Or Swedish, He'd Have Walked The England Job.