When You Get To A Certain Age,

I Like My Women To Be Feminine, Not Sliding Into Tackles And Covered In Mud.

Anybody Who Can Do Anything In Leicester But Make A Jumper Has Got To Be A Genius.

Acne Is A Bigger Problem Than Injuries.

Who The Hell Wants Fourteen Pairs Of Shoes When They Go On Holiday? I Haven't Had Fourteen Pairs In My Life.

I Gave My Players A Version Of The Same Message At Ten-to-three Every Saturday: 'i Would Shoot My Granny Right Now For Three Points This Afternoon.' They Knew How Important It Was To Give Everything In The Cause Of Victory. Every Time. That's Why My Granny Enjoyed More Lives Than My Cat.