The Ugliest Player I Ever Signed Was

We Had A Good Team On Paper. Unfortunately, The Game Was Played On Grass.

Being Thick Isn't An Affliction If You're A Footballer, Because Your Brains Need To Be In Your Feet. And Beckham Works Hard, He's Brave And He Crosses A Ball Superbly. He Treats A Football Like He Does A Wife, Lovingly, With Caresses.

Don't Send Me Flowers When I'm Dead. If You Like Me, Send Them While I'm Alive.

I Can't Even Spell Spaghetti Never Mind Talk Italian. How Could I Tell An Italian To Get The Ball - He Might Grab Mine.

They Say Rome Wasn't Built In A Day, But I Wasn't On That Particular Job.