The Ugliest Player I Ever Signed Was

It Only Takes A Second To Score A Goal.

I Can't Even Spell Spaghetti Never Mind Talk Italian. How Could I Tell An Italian To Get The Ball - He Might Grab Mine.

When I Go, God's Going To Have To Give Up His Favourite Chair.

Acne Is A Bigger Problem Than Injuries.

Come And See My Coaching Certificates - They're Called The European Cup And League Championships.