When I Go, God's Going To Have

There Are More Hooligans In The House Of Commons Than At A Football Match.

Bill Eventually Became Mr Tottenham Hotspur, And Produced Such A Dazzling Team At White Hart Lane That They Won The Double And Played The Game In A Way That Was An Object Lesson To Everybody.

Resignations Are For Prime Ministers And Those Caught With Their Trousers Down, Not For Me.

We Used To Go To The Pictures Every Saturday Night But We Had To Leave A Little Bit Early And Get Home And Watch Match Of The Day - And My Wife Still Complains She Missed The Last Five Minutes Of Every Film We Saw.

If He'd Been English Or Swedish, He'd Have Walked The England Job.