When I Go, God's Going To Have

I Can't Even Spell Spaghetti Never Mind Talk Italian. How Could I Tell An Italian To Get The Ball - He Might Grab Mine.

When You Get To A Certain Age, There Is No Coming Back.

There Are More Hooligans In The House Of Commons Than At A Football Match.

When I Go, God's Going To Have To Give Up His Favourite Chair.

For All His Horses, Knighthoods And Championships, He Hasn't Got Two Of What I've Got. And I Don't Mean Balls!