When I Go, God's Going To Have

I’ve Decided To Pick My Moment To Retire Very Carefully – In About 200 Years’ Time.

If He'd Been English Or Swedish, He'd Have Walked The England Job.

Resignations Are For Prime Ministers And Those Caught With Their Trousers Down, Not For Me.

If A Player Is Not Interfering With Play Then He Shouldn't Be On The Pitch.

Walk On Water? I Know Most People Out There Will Be Saying That Instead Of Walking On It, I Should Have Taken More Of It With My Drinks. They Are Absolutely Right.