When I Go, God's Going To Have

I’ve Decided To Pick My Moment To Retire Very Carefully – In About 200 Years’ Time.

Anybody Who Can Do Anything In Leicester But Make A Jumper Has Got To Be A Genius.

Who The Hell Wants Fourteen Pairs Of Shoes When They Go On Holiday? I Haven't Had Fourteen Pairs In My Life.

They Love Me For What I'm Not They Hate Me For What I Am.

I'm Dealing With My Drinking Problem And I Have A Reputation For Getting Things Done.