Beer. Now There's A Temporary Solution!

I've Made A Kind Of Pact With Myself Where I Said, It Doesn't Matter What It Is As Long As I'm Acting.

Kill Myself? Killing Myself Is The Last Thing I'd Ever Do. Now I Have A Purpose, A Reason To Live. I Don't Care Who I Have To Face, I Don't Care Who I Have To Fight, I Will Not Rest Until This Street Gets A Stop Sign!

If I Were Actually Homer Simpson, I'd Be Getting Scripts Out The Wazoo.

To Many, Homer May Appear Lazy And A Loser, But He's Just Much Misguided. He's Boorish, Sure, But Well Meaning And, I Guess, The One Thing We Have In Common Is The Pursuit Of Lousy Diets.

Oh, Everything's Too Damned Expensive These Days. This Bible Cost 15 Bucks! And Talk About A Preachy Book! Everybody's A Sinner! Except This Guy.