There Is No Strong Beer, Just Weak

If The Bible Has Taught Us Nothing Else, And It Hasn't, It's That Girls Should Stick To Girls Sports, Such As Hot Oil Wrestling, Foxy Boxing, And Such And Such.

Operator! Give Me The Number For 911!

English? Who Needs To Spend Time Learning That? I'm Never Going To England!

Getting Out Of Jury Duty Is Easy. The Trick Is To Say You're Prejudiced Against All Races.

After Years Of Doing Impressions, Its Time For A Change.