Before A Kid Learns How To Use

By The Time They're Ready To Be Thrown Away, Most Shoes Are Thoroughly Comfortable

I Don't Think The Government Is Out To Get Me Or Help Someone Else Get Me But It Wouldn't Surprise Me If They Were Out To Sell Me Something Or Help Someone Else Sell Me Something. I Mean, Why Else Would The Census Bureau Want To Know My Telephone Number?

Soap, Like People, Shouldn't Smell Like Anything.

Never Trust The Food In A Restaurant On Top Of The Tallest Building In Town That Spends A Lot Of Time Folding Napkins.

I Am Interested In Details. If You Go Into Anything Far Enough, You Get Into The Details Of It, And People Turn Out To Be Interested In What Makes Things Work.