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Taxes Are Important. President Bush's Tax Proposals Leave No Rich Person Behind. Voters Approve Of President Bush Helping The Kind Of People They Wish They Were One Of.

I'd Be More Willing To Accept Religion, Even If I Didn't Believe It, If I Thought It Made People Nicer To Each Other But I Don't Think It Does.

By The Time They're Ready To Be Thrown Away, Most Shoes Are Thoroughly Comfortable

Everyone Hates War, Everyone Says.

I Like Valentine's Day. The Trouble Is The Florists And The Candy-makers And The Card People Are All Advertising So Much, You Don't Dare Let The Day Go By Without Making An Offering, Whether You Mean It Or Not. Money Exceeds Affection.