Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted.

Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted. Now It's A Second Language.

I've Got Big Feet, So Filling Someone Else's Big Shoes Doesn't Scare Me.

I Always Feel Slightly Sorry To Be The Voice Of Whatever I'm Experiencing.

I Was Just The Youngest In The Family, And Most In Desperate Need Of Attention.

I Always Like To Think I'm Having A Dinner Party, And I'm The Host, And The Audience Are My Guests.