Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted.

I Was Just The Youngest In The Family, And Most In Desperate Need Of Attention.

It's So Easy To Judge Everybody And For Some Reason Extra Weight Is The One Thing Everything Feels Ok To Joke About.

I Constantly Walk Into A Room And I Don't Remember Why. But For Some Reason, I Think There's Going To Be A Clue In The Fridge.

You Can't Get Any Braver Than Going On National Television To Be Weighed.

You Can Always Tell When Someone's Lying To You, Because They're Male.