Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted.

I've Got Big Feet, So Filling Someone Else's Big Shoes Doesn't Scare Me.

My Father Can Not Finish A Sentence. When We Were Kids He Would Go, 'girls The Most Important Thing In Life To Remember Is...' 'daddy, What Is It?' 'what's What, Honey?' 'the Most Important Thing In Life To Remember.' 'oh, What's That?'

I Was Just The Youngest In The Family, And Most In Desperate Need Of Attention.

I Always Like To Think I'm Having A Dinner Party, And I'm The Host, And The Audience Are My Guests.

I Grew Up Thinking That If I Wanted To Go Be Prime Minister, I Could.