I Was Just The Youngest In The

I Always Like To Think I'm Having A Dinner Party, And I'm The Host, And The Audience Are My Guests.

I Am Conversational - I Just Like To Engage And Talk About Things.

My Father Can Not Finish A Sentence. When We Were Kids He Would Go, 'girls The Most Important Thing In Life To Remember Is...' 'daddy, What Is It?' 'what's What, Honey?' 'the Most Important Thing In Life To Remember.' 'oh, What's That?'

It's So Easy To Judge Everybody And For Some Reason Extra Weight Is The One Thing Everything Feels Ok To Joke About.

Before We Got Engaged, He Never Farted. Now It's A Second Language.