I Was Just The Youngest In The

As A Kid, I Always Wanted To Be Carol Burnett Or Johnny Carson. I Love To Chat And Entertain.

Don't Compare Yourself With Someone Else's Version Of Happy Or Thin. Accepting Yourself Burns The Most Calories.

I've Got Big Feet, So Filling Someone Else's Big Shoes Doesn't Scare Me.

I Always Feel Slightly Sorry To Be The Voice Of Whatever I'm Experiencing.

Being In Therapy Is Great. I Spend An Hour Just Talking About Myself. It's Kinda Like Being The Guy On A Date.